Get ready to laugh out loud with over 100 fresh & funny dad jokes for December month! In this collection, we’ve got jokes about snowmen, Christmas trees, holiday treats, and everything that makes December the coziest month of the year. Whether you’re joking about the chilly weather or the excitement of decorating for the holidays, these jokes will keep you smiling all month long. Perfect for sharing with friends and family, these jokes are sure to bring some extra cheer to your December celebrations. So, grab a cup of cocoa, sit back, and enjoy some holiday humor!
1. Tree-mendous Laughs: Christmas Tree & Decoration Jokes 🌲✨
Christmas trees may not talk, but if they did, they’d be cracking jokes all season long! These tree-mendous puns will keep your holiday spirits high.
- The Christmas tree was feeling down, so it decided to spruce itself up with a little holiday cheer.
- I’m pretty sure the Christmas tree has a secret—its leaves are a little too “sharp” this year.
- The Christmas tree wanted to be a stand-up comedian, but it just couldn’t “branch” out.
- If you were wondering how the Christmas tree stays so neat, it’s all about the “pine”-apples.
- The Christmas tree got frustrated because it kept “losing its needles” with all the new decorations.
- You know December has arrived when the Christmas lights are brighter than your future.
- I tried to be festive and put up the Christmas lights, but they seemed to have a “twist” of their own.
- Every December, my Christmas lights get tangled more than my holiday schedule.
- I told my Christmas tree a joke, but it just stood there—guess it was a little “stumped.”
- The Christmas tree was so excited to be decorated that it almost “popped” a “pine” needle.
2. Snow Much Fun: Hilarious Snowman & Winter Weather Jokes ☃️❄️
Winter may be chilly, but these snowman jokes are ice-cold in the best way possible!
- If you ask a snowman how they’re doing, they’ll always say, “I’m just chilling.”
- The snowman started a fitness routine, but instead of lifting weights, he lifts “snowflakes” all day.
- The snowman wanted a new job, but when he saw the “hot” positions available, he said, “I’m outta here.”
- The snowman tried to give me a compliment, but he just kept “melting” under the pressure.
- The snowman couldn’t attend the holiday party—he was too “chilled” for the crowd.
- I don’t mind the cold December weather, but it definitely gives me the chills—literally!
- I don’t trust the weather in December—it’s always a little “snowy” when it’s supposed to be “sunny.”
- Every December, the cold winds and I have a talk—it says, “I’ll chill you to the bone,” and I say, “Already there, thanks.”
- December mornings are like that one friend who’s always “frosty” but really just needs a cup of coffee.
- December might be cold, but at least I have a warm heart—and a cozy blanket to wrap myself in.
3. Wrapping Up the Laughs: Holiday Shopping & Gift-Giving Jokes 🎁😂
‘Tis the season of shopping struggles and wrapping fails—let’s laugh through the holiday madness!
- That awkward moment when you realize your Christmas shopping is just a bunch of “gift cards” and “one-size-fits-all” sweaters.
- When you’re wrapping presents in December and end up wrapping yourself in tape, that’s when you know things are getting “sticky.”
- If you ever want to feel like a true holiday professional, just try to untangle the Christmas lights without swearing.
- The holidays in December make me feel like I’m always “wrapped” in family and fun.
- December is the perfect month for giving—but mostly giving out Christmas cookies and taking credit for making them.
- The best part about December is the holiday spirit—it’s “snow” much fun.
- My December goal is to “unwrap” all the joy the month has to offer.
- December is the month when every cookie jar looks like a “holiday” treasure chest.
- If December were a holiday movie, it’d be a mix of laughter, love, and a few snowball fights.
- December is when the days are short, but the laughter is long.
4. Festive Feasts & Gingerbread Gags: Holiday Food Jokes 🍪🎄
Between cookies, cocoa, and gingerbread, the holidays taste just as good as they sound—here are some deliciously funny jokes!
- The gingerbread man got promoted at work—he’s now the CEO, or “Chief Edible Officer.”
- Why do Christmas cookies always feel so happy? Because they’re “baked” with love.
- The gingerbread house fell apart because it was “built” on a foundation of sugar and dreams.
- The gingerbread man tried to make a snowman, but he couldn’t handle the “pressure”—so he ate all the cookies instead.
- December is when we realize that sometimes, the best gifts are the ones that keep us cozy all season long.
- December’s snowflakes are like my to-do list—always scattered but somehow still falling into place.
- December is the time when we all start making plans for the New Year, but first, we need to finish eating the cookies.
- December is full of surprises—you never know if you’ll find snow or the first holiday cookie of the season.
- My December motto: “When in doubt, bake more cookies.”
- The Christmas cookies never last long in my house—it’s like they’ve “disappeared” into the holiday magic.
5. Sleigh What?! Santa & Reindeer Jokes That Deliver 🎅🦌
Santa and his reindeer are always working hard—let’s give them a laugh this holiday season!
- Santa’s reindeer have all the best “presents” for the season—they’re always the “gifted” ones.
- Why does Santa love December so much? Because he’s the “reindeer” of the month!
- December is the perfect month for wearing warm clothes and pretending I don’t have to leave the house.
- If December could talk, it would probably tell us to take a break from all the “ho-ho-ho” stress and just relax.
- In December, even the weather gets excited and starts “snowballing” with holiday cheer.
- I’m getting ready for December by tuning my “snow” machine and making sure I have enough eggnog to go around.
- The elf got a new job this December, and he’s finally putting his “elf”-titude to good use.
- The holidays are the best time to spend quality time with family—especially when you’re arguing over the best Christmas movie.
- December is the time for eating cookies, wearing sweaters, and pretending we’re all on the nice list.
- December has me “snowballing” into a full-on festive mood.
There you have it! Five fun categories packed with festive dad jokes to keep your December full of laughter🎄😆