We’ve cooked up 115 fresh and funny dad jokes for November! From Thanksgiving puns that’ll have you stuffed with laughter to goofy jokes about the chilly weather, there’s a little something for everyone. Whether you’re cracking up with family over pumpkin pie or making your friends roll their eyes (in a good way), these jokes will keep the fall vibes fun all month long.
So, grab a cozy blanket, settle in, and get ready for a season full of giggles, groans, and nonstop laughter!
- November weather in a nutshell: Cold enough to bundle up, but warm enough to complain about the cold.
- The turkey walked into a bar in November and said, “I’m stuffed!”
- If November were a movie, it’d be called Leaves of Laughter—a real thriller!
- The leaves must be the best storytellers because they know how to leaf everyone in suspense.
- “I went to grab a pumpkin pie for Thanksgiving, but it was all gone. Guess it was a sweet surprise!”
- November really knows how to keep things cozy. If it were a sweater, it’d be knitted from hot cocoa.
- If you feel like the days are shorter in November, it’s because daylight savings is giving you the cold shoulder.
- Nothing screams “November” like getting stuck in a corn maze. It’s more confusing than trying to find the TV remote.
- November is the month when the trees get their fall fashion game on.
- I asked November for some advice, and it told me, “When in doubt, just fall back on old habits.”
- November has a lot of turkey problems. It’s like they’re all going fowl over the upcoming feast.
- The best way to catch a squirrel in November? Climb a tree and act like a nut.
- The November wind can be a little dramatic—always making a scene when it enters.
- I’m starting to think November is just December’s quieter sibling.
- November reminds me of my old jacket—too big, too bulky, but you love it anyway.
- Don’t trust the trees in November; they’ve got leaves of their own to deal with.
- November is when you finally get the chance to wear your sweater and pretend you’re cozy instead of cold.
- November nights are perfect for stewing over everything you forgot to do this year.
- I tried to read a book about November, but I couldn’t get past the falling action.
- November might not be the longest month, but it sure knows how to leaf an impression!
- You know November’s around when the only thing colder than your hands is the conversation.
- The best thing about November? You don’t have to buy gifts, just gravy.
- November is a great time to start new habits—like making fall jokes instead of winter ones.
- My November plans? Just keep trying to stay warm while avoiding the Thanksgiving food coma.
- Why do you never ask November for a favor? Because it’s always so chilly and distant.
- I always try to keep my November spirit high… too bad the temperature is the only thing that’s falling.
- Thanksgiving in November: where even your food feels stuffed.
- I’m not saying November is a slow month, but it’s more like the turkey trot of time.
- November days are like a cup of tea—comforting, but you know it’s going to cool down soon.
- November: the month where all my good intentions go to hibernate.
- I finally asked my jacket to make a decision on Thanksgiving, and it said, “I’m buttoned up for the season.”
- November is the perfect time for lettuce appreciate the small things—like the last of the pumpkin spice.
- November weather is like that one relative—cold but full of surprises.
- I can never decide if November is a blanket month or a fireplace month—both have their pros and cons!
- November in a nutshell: Half the time, it’s too cold for ice cream, and the other half, it’s too warm for a sweater.
- The best part about November? All the stuffed animals at Thanksgiving.
- November is the month where everyone’s favorite flavor is gravy.
- Some people say they don’t like November. They must have missed the fall of the year!
- You can always count on November to bring a sweater weather vibe and plenty of food for thought.
- When it comes to November nostalgia, it’s a season worth reminiscing about.
- It’s hard to know if November is here for the long haul or just falling through.
- When the November winds start blowing, it’s like Mother Nature saying, “Better bundle up… or else!”
- November is a great reminder that sometimes you just need to leaf things behind and move on.
- November’s weather is like a mood ring—you never know what you’re going to get!
- November: The month where it’s cool enough to get your blankets but warm enough to burn the last of your summer candles.
- Did you hear about the November leaves trying to make a comeback?
- They’ve got great fallbacks!
- The best thing about November? It’s when the holiday season officially begins.
- I keep hearing about these black Friday deals in November… but I’m still waiting for the grey Tuesday ones.
- November: when hot cocoa becomes your official drink of choice.
- Why do November days feel like the perfect excuse to stay inside?
- Because who wants to face the falling temperatures?
- Thanksgiving is my favorite November event. It’s the perfect excuse to eat a lot and pretend I don’t have to do anything else.
- There’s nothing quite like the smell of falling leaves and baked pies filling the air in November.
- November’s motto: You can never have too many blankets or pumpkin pies.
- November in a nutshell: cozy, delicious, and a little bit windy.
- November reminds me of a birthday party—except it’s for winter, and everyone’s invited.
- In November, I try to stay in shape… by chasing after falling leaves.
- The best part of November? No leaves left to rake!
- You can always tell when November has arrived—it’s that time of year when even the squirrels start hibernating.
- November: a time to count blessings, enjoy turkey, and then sleep through the rest of it.
- If November had a theme song, it’d probably be called “The Season of Blankets and Pies”.
- Why do people love November so much?
- Because it’s the *”calm before the storm” of winter!
- November’s got that middle-child vibe—sandwiched between the glory of October and the rush of December.
- You know it’s November when your jeans feel a little tighter after Thanksgiving dinner.
- In November, every day is sweater day.
- November is just nature’s way of saying, “Put on a jacket and enjoy the crisp air.”
- How to survive November? Layer your clothes, layer your food, and layer your fun!
- November feels like the end of autumn… but in a comfy sweater kind of way.
- November’s like a pre-winter season of chill and thrill.
- Thanksgiving is really just November’s grand finale.
- What happens when you cross November and turkey?
- You get the perfect recipe for a food coma.
- It’s hard to stay grumpy in November. Everything’s better with a warm drink and cozy socks.
- November is like the appetizer of the winter season—just enough chill to get you excited.
- If November had a motto, it would be, “Come for the food, stay for the naps.”
- I love November for the cold mornings and hot chocolate afternoons. It’s the best combo!
- November’s got a lot of pumpkin spice but it also knows how to chill out.
- November’s so good at being cozy, it should win an award for comfort.
- If November were a superhero, its power would be changing leaves and keeping people warm.
- The best thing about November is that it’s full of grateful moments—and gravy.
- November doesn’t mess around. It’s all about food, warmth, and good times.
- One thing I can never understand about November: Why is it so hard to get out of bed when it’s cold?
- November’s the month that says, “Let’s relax before the holiday chaos starts!”
- There’s no better feeling than a warm bowl of soup in November. It’s like falling into comfort.
- November makes you realize how much you love a blanket—and leftovers.
- The best November plan? Eat, sleep, repeat.
- November makes me realize one thing: If I could hibernate until December, I would.
- November is like the final season of autumn—slow, calm, and full of surprises.
- November makes everything feel like the perfect time for family and food.
- Thanksgiving in November: it’s not just about turkey—it’s about giving thanks for leftovers.
- November’s secret power: making all the pies taste even better when shared with family.
- The difference between November and December? November gives you time to think, December rushes you into the holidays.
- November really knows how to end the year with a bang—and a plop from that turkey!
- November gives you the perfect excuse to binge on comfort food while waiting for winter.
- November’s really just one big pre-party before the holiday season goes full throttle.
- It’s always a good time for a walk in the woods during November—especially if you’re looking for fall inspiration!
- November might be cold, but it’s warm at heart.
- November is like the great pause before everything starts speeding up.
- November’s like a quiet Sunday afternoon—it just makes everything feel a little more relaxed.
- You know you’re in November when you start planning for Thanksgiving… in between naps.
- November’s motto is simple: Warmth, thanks, and pie.
- I’d tell you my favorite November joke, but it’s still falling into place.
- If November had a theme park, it would be full of pumpkin spice and cozy rides.
- I tried to figure out the secret to November’s success, but it’s just the perfect combo of cold and cozy.
- The best part about November? It’s when your favorite sweater feels like a hug.
- The thing about November is that it’s full of warmth… even though it’s freezing outside.
- In November, we eat, we laugh, and we spend time with family.
- Thanksgiving is great, but November is what makes the holiday season so special.
- November makes me feel like I’m part of a team—whether it’s for football, family, or food.
- Thanksgiving might be November’s star moment, but the real charm is in the in-between days.
- November doesn’t mess around—it knows how to serve up food and laughter.
- November: a time to be thankful and plump up for the winter.
- November’s idea of a good time? Gravy, mashed potatoes, and seconds.
- In November, it’s all about staying cozy and keeping warm with a good joke or two.
- November’s the month that reminds you—everything’s better with family, food, and a little fun.
- November’s perfect for a slow and cozy fall into the holidays.
- Finally, November’s theme could be summed up with one word: grateful.
Thanks a ton for checking out our November jokes! We hope they brought you plenty of laughs and maybe even a few groans (the good kind, of course). If you had fun, don’t keep the smiles to yourself—share the laughter with your friends! See you next time for more dad joke fun!